I Like

1. I like the girl in pink and the one in a red kurta too.
2. I like 619 more than any other number.
3. I like to play with balls, I mean Soccer balls.
4. I like to wake up sleeping M@nU.
5. I like to call her Che2 instead of her real name.
6. I like to defeat Gupta in PES 09.
7. I like calling Mitsy at sharp mid-night.
8. I like to make sarcastic comments on ThukaHuaPaan.
9. I like teaching mathematics to girls.
10. I like stripping off my t-shirt whenever I get the chance.
11. I like to play in the rain and that too bare-chested.
12. I like to walk in the middle of the road with my arms wide open.
13. I like brushing my teeth four times a day.
14. I like to wear black.
15. I like to make racist comments on Harsha.
16. I like to help people get rid of their addiction to FIFA.
17. I like to sing but only in the bathroom.
18. I like to pull Costa’s pony tail.
19. I like to wear formal Indian dresses.
20. I like to listen whatever she is saying.
21. I like to watch Football and F1 on Television.
22. I like to eat six bananas a day.
23. I like to click my own photographs.
24. I like to trouble my sisters.
25. I like to offend teachers.
26. I like to get involved in any bakar session.
27. I like giving chapos and getting chapos.
28. I like to call Pinky a squint.
29. I like to see Manchester United win silverware.
30. I like to defeat Abhijeet Sir in FIFA 08.
31. I like to call Haddu Sir as Haddura.
32. I like to be called as the BEAST.
33. I like the PJ’s on Wipe-in.
34. I like the confidence of Nasaman.
35. I like to take gyaan from Bhaiya.
36. I like to learn Punjaabi from Gulzaar.
37. I like to call pulkit as TCS.
38. I like to abuse Jynja.
39. I like to play cards with my Jiju.
40. I like to cheat and win.
41. I like to write blogs.
42. I like to backstab stingy people.
43. I like to silent my critics.
44. I like Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Emma Roberts, Kristen Stewart and Selena Gomez.
45. I like watching action, suspense, thriller movies.
46. I like to hear sad romantic songs, no matter Hindi or English.
47. I like to give proxies in the class.
48. I like to sleep during lecture.
49. I like to write with my left hand.
50. I like to play guitar.

P.S. :: I like to do many more things that can't be mentioned.

Quote of the Day :: I like the girl in pink, check what you are wearing.......

TechNoGay 711

After being busy for so long working for Chaos, finally, I got the time to write a blog. Although the topic seems a bit hilarious but it is concerned with the problem engulfing me and the Prondi’s (for all those who don’t know what it refers to, an insti lingo for students pursuing Production and Industrial Engineering). They call me by this name. Earlier, I use to take in a good way as jokingly they use to refer me by this name. However, it seems as if these people have made it a habit. So the BEAST, unwillingly, decided to investigate about it and to bring forward the reasons involved.

 

And so it began with the BEAST interrogating (I think confronting would be the right word) the Prondi’s (yes all 31 of them). The various points that came forward have being mentioned below. Go and have a look at them.

 

711 originated from the fact that I joined the institution in 2007 and will leave it in 2011 (if everything goes fine). TechNo was added to my nickname because I am studying in a technical institution and hence, emphasizing on the fact “what a technical institute can do to you”. Though nobody correctly answered from where the word GAY came up, everybody gave reasons which were unconvincing for me. I put forward to you the various reasons:

1. I like the girl in pink, which means I like pink. Do guys like pink??
2.  If I had a choice to choose between Mohit and Akanksha to sit beside me on the first bench, I’ll go with the former.
3. If I had to choose between Neeraj and Akanksha to accompany me for Dinner, I’ll choose him.
4. In a situation where I have to choose between watching a movie with Mitsy and watching a football match with Aditya, I’ll choose the latter (whose gonna miss the ManUtd Chelsea Champions League final).
5. The toe nails of my feet are much bigger than many girls (this is what Akanksha says). The only justification I’ll give for this is that I am lazy enough to cut them.
6. I wear a red colored shirt, which they claim to be pink. (You people are color blind, its red only).
7. My mobile phone is orange colored. (Sony Ericsson W550i was launched in orange only, so no comments).
8. My football studs have a thin patch of pink. (Seriously, I was unaware of this when I bought them).
9. My favorite movie series is the Ocean Series (A movie which have all male stars and negligible female stars).
10. Of all the people I communicate in my college, only one of them is a girl (The only section I am part of has no girls and my branch has only one girl. Am I responsible for this??)

 

P.S :: Through this blog, I intend to request the girls (if any reading this), to help me disprove them.

 

Quote of the Day:: I was about to conquer the world, when the alarm woke me up.