TechNoGay 711

After being busy for so long working for Chaos, finally, I got the time to write a blog. Although the topic seems a bit hilarious but it is concerned with the problem engulfing me and the Prondi’s (for all those who don’t know what it refers to, an insti lingo for students pursuing Production and Industrial Engineering). They call me by this name. Earlier, I use to take in a good way as jokingly they use to refer me by this name. However, it seems as if these people have made it a habit. So the BEAST, unwillingly, decided to investigate about it and to bring forward the reasons involved.

 

And so it began with the BEAST interrogating (I think confronting would be the right word) the Prondi’s (yes all 31 of them). The various points that came forward have being mentioned below. Go and have a look at them.

 

711 originated from the fact that I joined the institution in 2007 and will leave it in 2011 (if everything goes fine). TechNo was added to my nickname because I am studying in a technical institution and hence, emphasizing on the fact “what a technical institute can do to you”. Though nobody correctly answered from where the word GAY came up, everybody gave reasons which were unconvincing for me. I put forward to you the various reasons:

1. I like the girl in pink, which means I like pink. Do guys like pink??
2.  If I had a choice to choose between Mohit and Akanksha to sit beside me on the first bench, I’ll go with the former.
3. If I had to choose between Neeraj and Akanksha to accompany me for Dinner, I’ll choose him.
4. In a situation where I have to choose between watching a movie with Mitsy and watching a football match with Aditya, I’ll choose the latter (whose gonna miss the ManUtd Chelsea Champions League final).
5. The toe nails of my feet are much bigger than many girls (this is what Akanksha says). The only justification I’ll give for this is that I am lazy enough to cut them.
6. I wear a red colored shirt, which they claim to be pink. (You people are color blind, its red only).
7. My mobile phone is orange colored. (Sony Ericsson W550i was launched in orange only, so no comments).
8. My football studs have a thin patch of pink. (Seriously, I was unaware of this when I bought them).
9. My favorite movie series is the Ocean Series (A movie which have all male stars and negligible female stars).
10. Of all the people I communicate in my college, only one of them is a girl (The only section I am part of has no girls and my branch has only one girl. Am I responsible for this??)

 

P.S :: Through this blog, I intend to request the girls (if any reading this), to help me disprove them.

 

Quote of the Day:: I was about to conquer the world, when the alarm woke me up.