Meet the Prondi's

JEE result is out and fachchas will be coming to the cursed R-land (you will come to know why I used the word cursed the very first day you will reach there). So, I thought about this noble idea to write about my branchmates and make the fachchas conversant with the Prondi’s (especially the 3^rd year Production and Industrial janta). So now I present to you that various prondi’s(in ascending order) and their famous dialogues…

1.       Ahuja :: Ahuja Abhishek Dinesh :: Oye sone de yaar, Oye attendance ho gayi kya??
2.       Costa :: Akanksha Koshta :: Koi shikanji pila do yaar…
3.       Bonta :: Anant Saxena :: Kya mast movie thi yaar, Maze hi aagaye....
4.       Pandey :: Ankit Pandey :: Abe Bonta class aa jaaya kar, warna back lag jaayegi....
5.       Ankush :: Ankush Agarwal :: Abhi audio ka kaam hai.. 
6.       Nasa :: Anshul Nasa :: Koi paise de do, Baniye bikhte hai….
7.       Bihar :: Avinash Kumar :: Abey yaar….
8.       Bora :: Dinesh Vohra :: Oye, puchkindar….
9.       Topper :: Gaurav Garg :: Arey yaar, aisi baat kardi….
10.       Gulzi :: Gulzar Singh :: Kyun, aisa kyun…
11.       Harshvardhan :: Bahut phislan hai yaar, and yeh jhute….
12.       Kaku :: Himanshu Bansal :: Maayayo….
13.       KP :: Karanpreet :: Oye maachis hai kya…..
14.       Kundan :: Hahahahahaha…
15.       Lalit :: Aap kaise ho….
16.       Lucky :: Lokesh Gulati :: Main toh sabko karta hoon, tujhe hi dard kyun hota hai...
17.       Harsha :: M. Harshvardhan :: U r strictly insane….
18.       Manoj :: Thik hai yaar…..
19.       Gupta :: Mohit Gupta :: Oye, koi ladki de do yaar… 
20.       Redda :: Mohith Reddy :: Tum log proxy toh maar diya karo…..
21.       Madan :: Neeraj Madan :: (never heard him and if you do, let me know)… 
22.       JB :: Nishant Kumar :: Yaar, CL chal raha hai, sponsorship laani hai…. 
23.       Zuba :: Nitish Kumar :: Tum c*****3 ho…..
24.            Parmar :: Rahul Parmar :: Arey yaar, yeh kaam bhi karna hai…..
25.       The legendary Pinky :: Piyush Tariyal :: Oye Costa, copy de naa……
26.       Prateek Rai:: (I am too afraid to write about him and you be too)
27.       TCS :: Pulkit Vashishtha :: Yaar, IMG ka kaam tha….
28.       Rajveer :: Arey yaar, time hi nahi hai nahaane ka…
29.       Bhaiya :: Shivam Saxena :: Sajni pass bulao na, yeh hi ab kehna hai ab kehna hai…..
30.       Bhaat :: Suprabhat Tiwari :: Don’t you dare say anything about Chelsea....
31.       Bhola :: Vineet Bhola :: Aaye maze….
32.       Wipe-in :: Vipin Verma :: Oye chod, dard ho raha hai…..
    

 

P.S. No offences to anyone…..

 

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