An Extraordinary Encounter

After being confined to the bed (as I slipped off the stairs injuring my right arm and leg) and getting bored playing GANGWARS on facebook or FIFA 09 online, I finally decided to join the friendly business of blogging and bring to you an EXTRAORDINARY ENCOUNTER which engulfed me, my friends and two unknown creatures on the 29^th of October.

I along with Thapa, ThukaHuaPaan and Yeda Anna were returning from my birthday’s treat with ThukaHuaPaan behind the wheels. Everything was fine till now and then suddenly, at a red light, a bike made contact with his Santro and took its taillight along with it. To impress the “babe” (she was really a babe) sitting behind the biker, he gestured us in a similar manner as Guru Greg did to the Kolkata crowd (..!..), and tried to flee away without realizing that how badly had he ignited the short-tempered ThukaHuaPaan. We followed them till the next red-light where ThukaHuaPaan stepped out and gave a tight one on his left (or right) cheek. Furious, the biker started abusing without having any idea whom he was abusing to. While the biker was dragged into the car and Yeda Anna drove the bike along with the babe, we all travelled to a Gopcha.

The atmosphere was getting heated up and me and Thapa wondering what’s next on the cards. At the Gopcha, Yeda Anna, a womanizer, started flirting with the babe while ThukaHuaPaan, our RAGHU (yes you guessed it right) and also a Verbal Rapist, started his BAJATE RAHO Session (I faintly remember where I first heard this term) with the biker. This is what ThukaHuaPaan was uttering,” S@@l3 b3Ti***d, tujhe pata hai tune kisse panga liya hai, hum tere b@@p hai. (beep) (beep) bandi ke samaane hero ban raha tha na , teri (beep)mein itna bada (beep) ghussaounga, tu sirf royega.”. While similar noise came from the mouth of THP, the biker was saying only two words, “Sorry Sir”. This continued for 15 minutes and quite interesting facts came across like::

1. The biker was 16 years old only.

2. He was a Modernite (our biggest enemy because we are Dipsites).

3. He didn’t have the license, not even learners, etc.

While this was going on, Geeky Thapa was busy chatting with his girl on the phone explaining her, the complex structures of Amino Acids and I was carefully listening what’s going on so that I could analyze, summarize and present it to you. ThukaHuaPaan finally got bored and decided to leave the biker only if he agreed to admit that the “babe” with him was not his GF but his bhabhi (sister-in-law) and Yeda Anna being his brother and to our surprise that a$$h0l3 agreed. What a shame!!!

We came back our respective homes, one rejoicing at getting a GF, other still teaching his girl, third worrying what will be his parent’s reaction and the last one thinking what to edit and what to not.

This is what happened on the 29^th October 2008 and today, 16^th December 2008, the situation is ::

1. Yeda Anna is happily hooked up with that “babe”.

2. ThukaHuaPaan is surviving on less pocket-money so that he could make up for the broken taillight.

3. Thapa is studying for his end-semester examinations with his girl.

4. God knows where the biker is (perhaps he’s planning to impersonate Imran khan’s role in the movie KIDNAP).

5. I am typing this.

P.S :: The content written by me can never be 100 percent authentic.

Quote of the Day :: Why do women talk a lot??Maybe they want to say a lot, but end up talking a lot..